Woof Warden Pillows

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No Soliciting

Dogs

That party went well.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Dog on a plane.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I see a couch."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke