Winter Wildlife Watcher Pillows

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

"Mind the whale, dear."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"