Winter Wildlife Watcher Mugs

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"