Woof Wordsmith Gifts

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

A dog barking.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'To woof or not to woof...'

"I see a couch."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"The working title needs work."

Descartes' dog.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."