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'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

A dog barking.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Dog on a plane.

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'To woof or not to woof...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

"He's sending an instant message."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"The working title needs work."

Descartes' dog.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."