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Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

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A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog on a plane.

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'To woof or not to woof...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks