Voice Of The Woof T-Shirts

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'To woof or not to woof...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"He's sending an instant message."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Collective unconscious.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."