Woof Translator T-Shirts

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No Soliciting

Dogs

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'To woof or not to woof...'

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."