Woof Translator Gifts

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No Soliciting

Dogs

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Dog on a plane.

'To woof or not to woof...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"