Woofing Wordsmiths Gifts

Descartes' dog.

Campaign for Plain English

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'He was a great writer'

Jorge Luis Borges

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

Best Seller

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Caption contest"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

A Poet

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Collected works

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'