Musical Wordsmith Gifts

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Best Seller

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Mother Goose's Haiku

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

You trip on it, you buy it.

Sharp Eyes

A Poet

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'He never listened to his mother!'

Shakespeare Ave

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"He has to put a fiver in every time he says 'fiscal imperative' or 'target orientated processes'"

Bagel problems.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."