Woof And Wine Prints

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Dog on a plane.

"I see a couch."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'If dogs named themselves...'

Beware of Dogs

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

The downside of curbing your dog....