Windows Waffler Gifts

Forgive me father, I may be about to sin. Speak openly, so. It's about Bill Gates. Go on. He's so generous. He gives billions to charity, he's turning into a not-so-bad person. Sometimes I … It's okay. Say it. I think about buying a windows-based computer. Sacked from the Apple section for sacrilege. Go ye out, heathen!

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog lover

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I don't do windows."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Dog on a plane.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Urban spring.

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

Practical Woodworm...

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Graffiti like