Windows Waffler Gifts

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I don't do windows."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Dog on a plane.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Urban spring.

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

Graffiti like

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

Practical Woodworm...