Wine Waffler Prints

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I make it myself!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

Wine Talking

Love wine

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

"Wine is plant-based food."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"To toast!"

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'She barely gives the Chateau Haut Brion a chance to breath.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

Welcome Home from the Dog.

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

"Wine not?"