Wine Sipper Gifts

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'Pass the tartar sauce and the white wine...'

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"I wear my elitism lightly."

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

'Since when are you a redneck?'

'Is Sir quite sure he wouldn't prefer a glass?'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"You need a hobby."

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

"When your feed is 50% 'You're doing great just surviving this' and 50% 'Lose those lockdown lovehandles today'."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Oooh, let's take our books over there."

". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Champagne

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Deflator mouse

City Boy.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bryan Ferry

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The last song before the party exploded.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."