Soda Can Collector Pillows

British Summertime

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Pet Foods

Heavy syrup

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

Grocery Store Gravity

"Thanks for going to the store to get my butter, Baldo. But..why'd you buy 23 Super Red sodas?"

Lager Drinker.

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

Beer Fancier

First There Were Only Two. Then There Was a Third. Trouble Began.

Recycling station

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Potted meats section.

Fishing.

'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

Pop Art

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

Skunk soda- out of odor.

Hard Water

"Irene's mother warned her about marrying split pea soup."

'Check the expiration date on those beans, They always put the oldest cans on the top,'

'This isn't as easy as it looks.'