Soda Can Collector Mugs

British Summertime

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Pet Foods

Heavy syrup

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

Grocery Store Gravity

"Thanks for going to the store to get my butter, Baldo. But..why'd you buy 23 Super Red sodas?"

Lager Drinker.

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Potted meats section.

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

Beer Fancier

Recycling station

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Fishing.

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

Skunk soda- out of odor.

"Now that they're starting to raise the minimum wage, they should raise the bottle and can recycle refund."

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

Pop Art

Hard Water

"Irene's mother warned her about marrying split pea soup."