Beer Can Collector Mugs

Beer Fancier

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

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"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Malty tasking.'

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Ad Valorem

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

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Pet Foods

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Great Moments in Beer

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

Bottle Battle

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'

Wine from all regions.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'