Soda Fans Pillows

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Energy Drinks

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

Soda $1.00. You drive a hard bargain.

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

Chicken Soup

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'Light refreshments now being served'

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.

No wonder I feel so bloated. They said this was No. Cal.'