Soda Popper Gifts

The Alpha Seltzer

"We won!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

A little fizz?

The college of my choice.

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

'My bubble burst!'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

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