Vending Machine Explorer T-Shirts

Vending Machine - Don't Leave Empty-handed.

'Coffee. Milk.'

"Welcome aboard. By the way, the cubicle setup is maze-like. I suggest downloading a map to the vending machines."

Candy 50c All Sales Final.

'Harriet doesn't have to bring iced tea to the field anymore, but now I have to carry change.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

Vending Machine Items - 50 cents.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Bear at a vending machine

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Pizza-Matic

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

Plane Yogurt.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

How M2M really works.

Toe-Tickling Machine

Honest Vending Machine

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

Vendo Tree.