Vending Machine Observer T-Shirts

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Bear at a vending machine

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Pizza-Matic

Toe-Tickling Machine

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Honest Vending Machine

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

Vendo Tree.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

Al's vending machine.

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Too Good to be true - 50c.

Vending Machine Pig Out.

The cannibal's version of a vending machine.

Slipping Insurance $5.

"I can never find any change here."

Devil buying a Godstopper

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"