Vending Machine Detective T-Shirts

'Hell of a mentor!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Bear at a vending machine

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

The United States' economy deflating.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Have you seen my money?

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Pizza-Matic

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Toe-Tickling Machine

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

How M2M really works.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

Al's vending machine.

Vending Machine Pig Out.

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Too Good to be true - 50c.