Vending Machine Detective T-Shirts

'Hell of a mentor!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Bear at a vending machine

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

The United States' economy deflating.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Have you seen my money?

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

How M2M really works.

Toe-Tickling Machine

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Pizza-Matic

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

Vendo Tree.

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

The cannibal's version of a vending machine.

Al's vending machine.

Too Good to be true - 50c.

Vending Machine Pig Out.

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."