Vending Machine Enthusiast T-Shirts

Inflatable Life Rafts: Change Only

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

'I just realized I don't even work in this building, I've worn the same pantyhose for a week, and my name is Steve.'

Drinks - Tea, Soup, Coffee.. Tip Cup? Burn Leg?..

NERD SEED 50 CENTS

'What are you doing out here Ms. Walker? Break time isn't for ten minutes.'

'Hey buddy, spare a foreign coin that works in a vending machine...'

'Really No one And with all that money you make,,,Well, OK,,,'

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

Venting Machines

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Man sees stuffed mouse come out of snack machine dispenser.

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Bear at a vending machine

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Pizza-Matic

Toe-Tickling Machine

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

How M2M really works.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

Vendo Tree.

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.