Spice Explorer Gifts

Multiculturalism as expressed through garden centres

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

Cuisine of India. Wow, this is spicy! It's almost radioactive! Who came up with the recipe? Madame Curry!

Oddly enough, the salsa is kinda mild here.

'I've never seen so many chinese restaurants.'

Pepper grinders, salt shakers

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Seasoning Greetings!

"The doctor says I should go on a bland diet. There's no bland in this house!"

"I can't put my finger on it...but something is very wrong."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Salt and Pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Witch's Brew.

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tzatzikicicle