Spice Explorer Gifts

Multiculturalism as expressed through garden centres

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

'I've never seen so many chinese restaurants.'

Pepper grinders, salt shakers

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Seasoning Greetings!

"The doctor says I should go on a bland diet. There's no bland in this house!"

"I can't put my finger on it...but something is very wrong."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Witch's Brew.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tzatzikicicle

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Old Spice

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'