Spice Seeker Gifts

"Enough yin. More yang."

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

"You're taking the librarian and student role-play too seriously."

"Mr. Goodrich, what say we tell each other our darkest fantasies and start exploring the outer limits of modern sexuality."

Sid had never eaten such a hot chilli pepper!

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'It's no use blaming global warming - you've had a sneaky curry!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Too much chilli?"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

Sadie, why have you been cheating on Mort? I needed to spice things up. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Mort and I have been together for years and we just don't argue the way we used to. Argue? I mean, sure, we fight but not with any real intensity. I'm confused. We've lost that loathing feeling. It's gone, gone, gone.

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Eggnog recipes

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"Habanero ..."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Bad for you but to die for

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Canine Scentipede

Unguided imagery

'The Burrito King.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"