Spice Sampler Gifts

"The doctor needs a spice sample."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Sauce for the Goose

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Diet considerations.'

Old Spice

'Chili again?'

Sinking Sand

"Habanero ..."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Sriracha"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

The morning after the night before.

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'How's the curry?'