'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'
Seasonal Sampler Gifts
Looking for a creative way to celebrate the seasons? Our seasonal sampler collection offers a delightful range of products that capture the essence of each time of year. From festive mugs to cozy pillows, find thoughtful and witty gifts that brighten up any season and bring a smile to everyone’s face.
"Now, I'm ready for summer."
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."
Sauce for the Goose
'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."
"Devi's brew?"
Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.
Easter Egg Delivery
'Diet considerations.'
"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"
Sinking Sand
'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'
Anton's Bar and Grill
Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.
Basic Instinct
"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."
'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'
NEW FALL LINEUP
'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'
Eating raw cake mix.
"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."
"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"
Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?
Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.
'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'
New for Fall
'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'
"The doctor needs a spice sample."
'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'
"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."
When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.
"This doesn't feel right..."
Seasonal Sampler Gifts Collection
Seasonal Sampler Mugs
Looking for seasonal charm in your morning coffee? Explore our seasonal sampler mugs for witty, artistic designs that brighten each season.
Seasonal Sampler Pillows
Decorate your home with seasonal flair! Our sampler pillows add warmth and wit to any space, celebrating each part of the year.
Seasonal Sampler Prints
Bring seasonal joy to your walls with our vibrant prints—perfect for capturing the spirit and humor of each season.
Seasonal Sampler T-Shirts
Express your seasonal spirit with our creative sampler t-shirts—perfect for celebrating the changing times of the year in style.