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"The doctor needs a spice sample."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Sauce for the Goose

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Old Spice

'Diet considerations.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

Sinking Sand

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Habanero ..."

"Sriracha"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

The morning after the night before.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

'How's the curry?'