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"Gesundheit."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Fresh pepper?"

Harsh Mellows.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Salt and Pepper

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Your meal sounded nice."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Old Spice

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Avocado Timeline

'Chili again?'

"Habanero ..."

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'