Spice Tasting T-Shirts

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Picking pastries.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

'The Burrito King.'

The Main Types of Cheese

You've Had Enough!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Too much cilantro

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Church Basement Foodie