Spice Appreciation T-Shirts

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Gesundheit."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Needs salt!'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Menu Dating

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Too much cilantro

'The Burrito King.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

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"I might just get a pie."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Am Awful Crammer.

WHACK!

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Old Spice

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"