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'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Needs salt!'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Menu Dating

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Harsh Mellows.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Too much cilantro

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I might just get a pie."

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And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

WHACK!

Am Awful Crammer.

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."