Flavor Appreciation Pillows

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Needs salt!'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Menu Dating

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Too much cilantro

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Harsh Mellows.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Back in 5 minutes!

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I might just get a pie."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

WHACK!

Am Awful Crammer.

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Old Spice

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Coffee Menu