Spice Tasting Pillows

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

The Main Types of Cheese

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

You've Had Enough!

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Too much cilantro

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'The Burrito King.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.