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Spices.

"You may think these things are harmless...but in inexperienced hands, my spices can mess you up!"

"Oh...and I added some pepper to that soup you're making on the stove."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'The Burrito King.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Witch's Brew.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sriracha"

"Habanero ..."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'How's the curry?'

The morning after the night before.