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Chef Artist

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Witch's Brew.

Quartet of chefs.

Patissier

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Pollsters

Spatula Conductor

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"It's garage music."

Black Truffles!

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Book and magician

Funky Chef 1

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Salad Bowl Drum

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

"Of course there will be enough dinner for you Mother."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

Ingredients for a successful family dinner

Mice spice

Wild Honey Maple Turkeys

Tarot Lying

Spices.

A nice Chianti?

'Looks like the band and the sound technician had a difference of opinion again during a sound check.'