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Chef Artist

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Witch's Brew.

Quartet of chefs.

Patissier

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Pollsters

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Spatula Conductor

Nuclear Families

Black Truffles!

"It's garage music."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

Funky Chef 1

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Book and magician

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Salad Bowl Drum

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

"Of course there will be enough dinner for you Mother."

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

Ingredients for a successful family dinner

Mice spice

Wild Honey Maple Turkeys

Tarot Lying

Spices.