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"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'Chili again?'

"Habanero ..."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sriracha"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'How's the curry?'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

The morning after the night before.