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"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'Needs salt!'

Man's cooking explodes.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Tartar sauce.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Molecular gastronomy.

Loyd Grossman

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

'Crowd Source'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

Antonio Carluccio.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

Cooking.

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'