Sauce Skeptic T-Shirts

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

'You've got to be kidding...you mean there's a recipe for this?'

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."