Spice Alchemist Pillows

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

Salt and Pepper

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Witch's Brew.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Habanero ..."

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Sriracha"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

The morning after the night before.

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'How's the curry?'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."