Spice Storyteller Pillows

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

Hot pot

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

'How's the curry?'

The morning after the night before.

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

Old pumpkin spice

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'