Spicy Story Enthusiast Pillows

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Audio Books

Zombies.

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Sriracha"

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.