Spice Storyteller Mugs

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Witch's Brew.

Hot pot

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"Sriracha"

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'How's the curry?'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

The morning after the night before.

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Old pumpkin spice

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"