Spice Skeptic Pillows

"No fire ants for me. Spicy food gives me acid reflux."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Witch's Brew.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'Chili again?'

"Habanero ..."

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'