Pumpkin Spice Skeptics Pillows

"Bat spleen? Yes. Eye of newt? Sure. Toad warts? Absolutely. But adding pumpkin spice? That's disgusting!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Devi's brew?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"That's very offensive."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

People of the Fall

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Pumpkin Spice

Basic Instinct

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Old pumpkin spice

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."

Pumpkin Spice Girls

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Pumpkin Flavored Pumpkin Seeds

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"You had me at pumpkin."

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"