Pumpkin Spice Skeptics T-Shirts

"Bat spleen? Yes. Eye of newt? Sure. Toad warts? Absolutely. But adding pumpkin spice? That's disgusting!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Devi's brew?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"That's very offensive."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

People of the Fall

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

Pumpkin Spice

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Basic Instinct

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Old pumpkin spice

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"God, I hate theme dinners."

Pumpkin Spice Girls

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Pumpkin Flavored Pumpkin Seeds

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"