Spice Master Mugs

Mice spice

Funky Chef 1

Spices.

"You may think these things are harmless...but in inexperienced hands, my spices can mess you up!"

"Oh...and I added some pepper to that soup you're making on the stove."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

"Habanero ..."

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"