Recipe Master Mugs

'So where's this magic little kitchen helper of yours?'

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Baker Romance

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

In the DNA Kitchen

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Culinary surgery.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

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'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Not a Creature was Stirring

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

Chef makes a cook book.

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

A spider meal prepping

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

Funky Chef 1

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

'There's a recipe for this?'

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

". . . ashes to ashes, dust to dust, a handful of ground coriander, the zest of a lemon. . ."

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'