Recipe Master Pillows

'So where's this magic little kitchen helper of yours?'

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Baker Romance

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

In the DNA Kitchen

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Culinary surgery.

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Paul Bocuse caricature

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Not a Creature was Stirring

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

Chef makes a cook book.

A spider meal prepping

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

Gordon Ramsay

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

Funky Chef 1

"Come on, let me see the picture."

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

". . . ashes to ashes, dust to dust, a handful of ground coriander, the zest of a lemon. . ."

Baking

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."