Recipe Magician Mugs

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Needs salt!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Party time.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

The legend of Chef Arthur.

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"Fridge-to-table"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."